imaginethebutts:

i am neither boy or girl i am punk rock

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

who deleted my caption off this? the entire point of me taking this picture was to point out the pretentiousness at my school and without the caption its just a pretentious picture…. whatever if yall want it like this take it i hope it gets featured on every pale and photo blog there is but just know that i took this picture while i was pooping

invisipup:

the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

The Captain speaks with the media 4.15.14!

adorableusername:

"Do whatever you want, man, you brought it up."

Mickey repeating that over the years whenever Ian offers to do something nice because he’s still not used to it.

"You want me to get a cake for your birthday next week?" 

And, yes, Mickey wants a motherfucking cake, because cake is amazing, but also because, yeah, maybe Mickey wants someone to do something for his birthday, maybe he wants to feel special, maybe he’d like nothing else than some physical proof that Ian spent time and energy and thought dedicated to the fact that Mickey is on the planet

"Do whatever you want."

"Do you want me to rub your back?" "Do you want me to bring you breakfast?" "Do you want me to call you later?" "Do you want me to get your initials tattooed on my chest?"

"Do whatever you want" as the eternal code for, "Yes, please, it would mean the world to me and no one’s ever done that for me before and I don’t know how to react to it, yes, yes, yes." 

t.